Me: Blathering on, for a good five minutes, about my favorite pen. It’s a great pen, it’s a perfect pen, I used to import them from Japan because I couldn’t find them in America, and I’m so bummed that they’re not making them anymore, and I’ve been looking for a new favorite kind of pen, but I can’t find one, so I’m really bummed about that…
Co-worker: Were you ever a teacher at some point in your life?
Bwa ha ha! We can’t turn it off.
It’s in the genes , I am afraid.