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The electronic sign on the train.

Chinese version:
本列車全禁吸煙，謝謝您的配合，歡迎撥打我們服務熱線，我們竭誠的為您服務。
Translation: “Smoking is prohibited throughout the train. Thank you for your cooperation. Please call our customer service hotline, we will sincerely provide service to you.”

English version:
No smoking on the train.