Den Hoopingarner

Or we could not get lost at all…

Three.

This isn’t a joke; that’s how many people it really took to change a lightbulb in my apartment just now.

August 14, 2015 by Den Hoopingarner 1 Comment

“Mom, with fly! Mom, with rock!!”

A street that I walk through on my way to work is undergoing “improvement.” The street used to look something like this: tree-lined.

Before

This is what it looks like now:

During

Part of the road is finished. This is what it looks like now.

After

A big improvement, right? Those trees look GREAT, don’t they?

*sigh*

I think he genuinely sees nothing wrong with peeing on a busy street in the middle of the day.

In the train station:

“The satisfaction of the masses as the fundamental standard.”