Chinese Tshirt English

“Duck me I’m suck”

“Heat Seeker”

This one seems like a double entendre. The person wearing the shirt was a middle-aged man with a bad comb-over and a pot belly.

“Caution: Scream escape”

“Scream & Nope the club of fright”

“Chocoolape”

“Freedom for sale”

Actually, this one is a little depressing.

“Self colors oracle”

“Warning don’t go outside in the alley at night because it’s dangerous”

Impossible is nothing

“Benevolent formablepearl”